- Interplanetary Recycling
my friend OJai has the BEST dreams ever. She's got the most active brain
imaginable! Demonic pinball, fishing in the basement, kidnapping, guns,
no guns, Zombie tag, turning down propositions by Vin Diesel (which
is just WRONG!)....It's a rare day when I can share a dream with her.
I did the other day.
okay, what else did I have to tell you?
cimmy: wasn't there 2 things on the message?
cimmy: oh, done
OJai: 2) two dreams
cimmy: okay, so dream
cimmy: so you know how you're in that state where you're TRYING to
OJai: oh yes
cimmy: and you're sort of half in...half out
cimmy: so I was trying to figure out how many combinations there are
on one of those locks with the 6 numbers across and six on each wheel
cimmy: you know the ones?
cimmy: and I was like....let's see....6 to the power of 6.......6x6=36.....36x6
cimmy: wait...isn't it going to be MORE than that
cimmy: and I kept trying to do the math in my HEAD!!!
cimmy: 1. 012345
cimmy: 2. 112345
cimmy: 3. 212345
cimmy: like that, over and over and over
OJai: dream math!
OJai: that is EXHAUSTING
cimmy: so....6 to the power of 6 is 279936
cimmy: and I"m sure that's too small of a number
cimmy: I dreamed taht you and I were together (T H A T)
cimmy: and we wre going to take your dad's plane out for a spin
cimmy: so we hopped in and you said "here, you drive"
cimmy: me: "I don't know how"
cimmy: jai: "me either, but you'll figure it out"
cimmy: me: "yah, okay!"
OJai: HAHAHAHAHAHAH LOL
cimmy: so we're soaring
OJai: that could totally happen
cimmy: and you said, very matter of factly....you need to go up to
cimmy: and i look at you suspiciously...."um, you said you didn't
know how to fly..."
cimmy: and then I go up to 10,000 ft
cimmy: when were safely there you tell me that I need to dive
cimmy: me: "oh, okay"
cimmy: so I slam the wheel down and we're hovering pointed downward
and tehre is this LONG eternal road that just looks amazing from where
cimmy: it goes on forever
cimmy: then you say "GOOOOOOOO"
cimmy: and I move the wheel the wrong way and we shoot up to like
cimmy: and we both shrug
cimmy: and I look out the window and a can of ready whip topping floats
cimmy: and I look at it....then a banana split goes by
cimmy: and I look at you
cimmy: and you "pfffttttttt" me
cimmy: and say "don't you know! when you get this high up, all
the stuff that's been dropped on earth and not picked up shoots up
here and floats around."
cimmy: me: "oh....nope, I didn't know that"
OJai: LOL LOL LOL
cimmy: the end
OJai: that's good stuff!!
cimmy: and I hardly ever have dreams I can recall that well!
cimmy: what do you suppose it means??!!
OJai: let's see
OJai: it means we will go on the Amazing Race
OJai: win a million dollars
OJai: by learning to fly a plane
OJai: and spend some of our winnings in support of interplanetary
cimmy: I've always wanted to get involved with interplanetary recyclling